The game version of the movie 'Home Alone' is too much fucking and the original popular child role of the main star is disappearing Movie released lamentably
In the world of video games, numerous titles have been released with popular movies and animation as a theme. However, in such games, there are many poor titles depending on only the popularity of the original itself. James Rolf Mr. variety of film director kusoge the popular program "to be criticized by the F word barrage The Angry Video Game Nerd in (AVGN)", the Christmas classic masterpiece movie " Home Alone former child actor who starred" Macaulay Culkin appeared. A state that the sorrow is overwhelmingly losing the "Home Alone" game version which is too low quality has been made public.
Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode 164) - YouTube
"Just as James Rolf told me in a joyful way" Santa's hat covered with AVGN (Mr. James Rolf) who said "I'm playing games that are too dubious anymore, as today's Christmas gift, I will take a break without doing a damn kid!" Someone came.
When AVGN opened the door, the deliverer (Macaulay Culkin) was standing with a box of pizza.
AVGN opens a pizza box while telling a deliverer who says while laughing "I came for delivering cheese and pizza for you," I said "I misplaced my address? I did not ask for pizza." When……
There was a game filled with "Home Alone" as the original.
"I heard that all of the games are very interesting", a delivering smile with an evil smile. According to AVGN, "Home Alone" "Home Alone 2" of the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) version which is the overseas version of the family computer has been reviewed in the past and its quality was quite low. AVGN says, "Others may be interesting, and Macaulay · Culkin is out there in the game, please? Please deliver" please ask AVGN to deliver.
AVGN begins reviewing the game on occasion while saying "It's a bit okay if it's not NES version ...".
"Home Alone" is a family movie published in 1990, a big hit that the worldwide box office revenue reached 477.88 million dollars (about 53 billion yen) at that time value. The sequel " Home Alone 2 " released in 1992 became a huge hit, and Culkin, who starred in the movie, became the most famous child in the world. However, as parents broke up over the huge gala, Culkin retired from actor work almost. As of 2018, we are resuming actor industry and doing band activities.
"Home Alone" which decided the unprecedented big hit was gathered on many platforms such as NES version, Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) version, Game Boy version, Sega Genesis version, MS-DOS version, Amiga version It was.
"Do not forget the PlayStation 2 edition that came out exclusively in Europe" and the delivery person takes out the software, but AVGN refuses play.
The game screen of PlayStation 2 version "Home Alone" released after 16 years since film release is like this. Although the element of "repelling a thief" is barely felt, there are almost no elements of the original movie including the appearance of the character, and it is quite disappointing to think that it is a work which faithfully made "home · alone" game into games It seems to be getting.
Also, the Game Boy version which transplanted the NES version that it was quite terrible also skipped play this time.
"CKIN did play the NES version, Game Boy version, PlayStation 2 version and agree with the content?" AVGN spills complaints. A deliverer who answers "No, I think I do not agree".
A talkative nod to a question of AVGN saying "Did you talk as if you had seen it once. "You are ... that pizza deliveror!" AVGN shouts joyfully.
By the way, the pizza delivery person who truly appeared in the play is like this. The delivery person replies to make it muddent "Oh ... yeah, yes, I am doing a pizza delivery person."
The SNES version "Home Alone" is an action game that collects the treasure at home and hides it like a thief so that it can not be found.
Apart from a thief, bats and ghosts appear in the house as enemy characters somehow. The level of difficulty is also quite high and making it stressful, and the appeal of the original movie does not seem to be reproduced at all.
Furthermore, to scare the player's irritation, the main character Kevin's face displayed when the game is over and the scream of saying "Aaaaa !!" Because the difficulty of the game is high, you will be able to show this face many times as you play.
"By swearing to God, but when you see the fucking face of Macaulay Culkin, I'd like to chase the fucking right fist!" Delivery person who secretly hides the face with the jacket to the AVGN roaring voice.
The deliverer pulls out the cassette while saying "This is quite a shit than I thought! I can not believe such a thing at all".
"I wanted to go to the store and buy a game whose face was drawn in the package and play all day long, this ... ... I wonder what I should do!"
"Please wait a moment ... ... You mean, you are not really a pizza deliveree!", AVGN will pick up the name tag on the chest of the deliverer.
There is a name "Macaulay Culkin (Macaulay Culkin)".
"I was playing the game with Macaulay Culkin" Home Alone "!" As it was done in the play by Calkin, AVGN expressing shock with a pose with his hands on his cheeks . When I look at it, it is a sarcastic comment that "I have not seen such a face at all, it's new".
Two people playing SNES version "Home Alone 2" as it is. In the movie 'Home Alone 2', there was a scene where Kevin putting on and leaving was staying at a first-class hotel in New York. Was it reproduced, somehow the hotel man threw a bomb toward Kevin ......
Semi naked chef swinging knives and attacking it is quite a messy content.
Calgin says, "Hold me down," so badly, the two of you will embrace hotly.
Furthermore, this terrible part in "Home Alone 2" is the appearance scene of a lady pigeon whose friendship with Kevin was emotionally drawn in the play.
That baby girl who gently nestled close to Kevin who had been alone alone in New York, who lost Christmas without her family and friends, is a boss character who plays an attack on Kevin by using a pigeon in the game and dropping a branch.
Other than that the lid of the garbage cans floating above and below and the wicked wood are designed to prevent the player from going, "I did not think that I lived in such a city ... ...." No way, both SNES versions were fucking ... ... "Culkin grieves and sad.
"The next is okay" and the game presented by AVGN is Sega Genesis version which is a mega drive for overseas. Unlike the SNES version, the Sega Genesis version has been reproduced exactly on the original concept of playing with traps at home.
Weapons we can install further can be assembled by ourselves.
There are huge spiders the older brother keeps in the trap.
The trap of dropping a spider on the face of a thief actually appeared even in the original work.
"It looks like a movie!"
"Sega Genesis version was not that bad as I tried it a bit, but there is hope for me, AVGN speaks to Culkin. "The next thing I will do next is Sega Genesis's second one, which should be a better game making the most of the bad part of the previous work." They will start playing the game triumphantly ... ....
Changing from the previous work, changing standing pictures that are too unique are displayed.
Two people who show a bitter face.
Sure enough, businessmen walking at the airport with quick walks attacked, throwing balls of baseball and throwing businessmen, all the elements of original love corresponding to the previous work disappeared and it became a damn action of super difficulty action.
"Would you like to play?" Culkin received Sega Genesis' controller offered by AVGN very unlikely.
While playing Culkin played F word a while. "If only one kusoge is one, all the 10 here are still kuso games?! The game is supposed to be all children's dreams! I came out as the main character of video games! But it's all a nightmare for children I got it! "And beat up.
"Tell me more!" And urged by AVGN, Culkin said "This is a fucking come from Buffalo's ass!", AVGN also criticized familiar criticism. It seems that AVGN also pulled out a bit as expected, saying "It is better to be a centipede by connecting the mouth to the thief's maave's anus (who appeared in the play) that was extended"!
Please look at the movie yourself and see what the hell's such a revenge plan that these two people made to the Kusoge of the original "Home Alone" originally, please check it.
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