"We announced a new product" Börder Wåll "that IKEA can build with President Trump 's" border barrier "by only two people"

President Donald Trump has signed the Presidential Decree instructing to build a long wall on the Mexican border, but the cost of building a physical wall of more than 3000 km is up to $ 40 billion (about 4 trillion 4700 It is estimated that it will rise to 100 million yen). While the construction of the walls is "too expensive" or "not realistic", IKEA 's furniture maker IKEA can solve the problem of wall construction "Börder Wåll"The German satirical site - The Postillon reports.

The Postillon: "Börder Wåll": IKEA offers Trump an affordable solution
http://www.the-postillon.com/2017/01/border-wall-ikea.html

Faux IKEA ad offer President Trump an affordable 'Börder Wåll'
https://thenextweb.com/insider/2017/02/07/faux-ikea-ad-offers-president-trump-affordable-border-wall/

According to The Postillon, "Börder Wåll" announced by IKEA of Germany is a product such as the following, with barbed wire attached to the top of a wall panel of 10 meters in height, it is suitable for the purpose of borders I will. You can take it with flat pack from IKEA store, and the flat pack contains the following contents.
· Wall panel: 47,1612 sheets
Barbed wire: 31 33,29 ft (approx. 95502 m)
· Wire spokes: 755 4579
· Short screw: 1,886,448 pieces
· Long screw: 3,772,896 pieces
· Hexagonal wrench: 1 piece


IKEA's products basically contain only the necessary minimum parts, so be careful not to complete as you lose even one screw. There are 12 thousand pages of instructions in total, and it is dangerous to assemble with one person, so it is recommended to assemble with two people. Once completed, the basic model will be 10 meters high and 3144 kilometers long, which can be expanded as needed. Börder Wåll has a 5 year warranty as well as other products.

President Trump 's wall construction cost is $ 15 billion (about 1.6 trillion yen) to $ 25 billion (about 2.8 trillion yen), or $ 27 billion (about 3 trillion yen) to $ 40 billion (about 4 trillion 5800 Billder Wåll's price is estimated at 9,999,999 999 9 99 cents (about 1.100 trillion yen), which makes it possible to significantly reduce the cost compared with the estimated cost.

According to Sean Spicer, a White House spokesman for the Trump regime, it is said that Trump is considering this product, but the news media · The Next Web, which reported this issue, Will bring back Börder Wåll from IKEA, we will need a roof rack (luggage storage area to be attached to the roof of the car) to transport the product. " Also, according to IKEA's information circulation, within a few weeks after the release, as a related product compatible with Börder Wåll, the monitoring tower "Gåwk", A spring gun"RåtåtåtååååååWe are also planning to do.


We reported on "Börder Wåll"The Postillon is a satirical siteEven if the content of the article is similar to the actual person, thing, event, it is all coincidence. Börder Wåll is not really sold, but it points out that construction of the wall is "not realistic".