"HOW TO MAKE MODERN ART" which explained easy way to make contemporary art beyond 100 million yen

I just drew a white line on the blue canvasAbstract painting bid for 4.4 billion yenAs you can see also, the world of contemporary art has far exceeded the understanding of the ordinary people. Meanwhile, there must be a reason for paying more than 100 million yen for paintings that only look like graffiti .... That's why YouTube's comedy channelH3h3ProductionsDraws out the law to make contemporary art and actually tests whether it can be sold as an "art of 100 million yen" in auction.

HOW TO MAKE MODERN ART - YouTube


Look at the huge black triangle hung on the wall, what do you think? Perhaps people who do not think of anything have insufficient imagination.


A rectangle hanging over several walls ......


What if it's huge and brown?


These are indeed preciously exhibited in the museum, which is a magical place of contemporary art.


Contemporary art was born in the 1960s,Jackson · PollockIt started with the appearance.


The movie explains that Pollock thought that art was "a little stupid" and that the artists were "too hard".


This is Pollock 's work in 1963, "A Bit of a Goob (a bit stupid)" ... will be introduced.


A painting called "A Dab Will Do Ya '(lightly painted OK)" in 1965 appeared as a famous work.


Contemporary art not only shows nothing meaningful, it also seems to confuse the viewers and make you stupid.


Many of contemporary art is born worth because the author is famous and the work is old ... ...


Some are produced in contemporary progressive form.


When I say what this man is doing ......


I like iron bars on my underwear and hit it against a steel bar by swinging my waist violently and playing the sound. This is also contemporary art.


A man who just looks at a blank sheet with nothing written looks stupid ... ...


It is the world of contemporary art that such paintings are bidding for billions of yen.You can see examples of abstract paintings that only seems to be graffiti though it is over 100 million yen.


What seems to be graffiti at first glance but what is contemporary art that over 100 million? How can I make it? So that's what I came up withNew York Museum of Modern Art(MoMA)


What I found here is a work in which two bracelets are put on the counter is being played on VHS.


The title is "I Really Do not Give a Shit"


It seems that men got some idea in this picture.


Men have learned that "it is important to make things look old" to make art.


Then the men are staring at the stones in the glass showcase. There is something characteristic in the stone, it is really just a stone. The piece is about 200 thousand dollars (about 23 million yen).


The way to make art learned from here is that "art must be put in glass".


To the next work. One page of the telephone directory decorated with the picture frame was lined with walls on the wall. This work also meets the two conditions "I see old" and "It is contained in the glass" that I figured out earlier.


All of these phone numbers are authentic. So, the third point of how to make contemporary art is to "resell real garbage as art."


Even though I learned with MoMA this much, I felt that he was still far from the truth of "Art that produces hundreds of millions of yen", he said.


But suddenly an idea comes down. "No, I just turned my eyes away from the fact ..." is the law that men derived ... ....


"I had to sacrifice ... ...."


A man who stood a seat leaving a picture of Pollock and his head on the PC screen.


What is the garbage that I have? It has no meaning to anyone else, and only meaningful for me ... something meaningful ....


A man who has a hat that I wore all the time.


New art is to sacrifice and let go of what you love.


Farewell Friend ...... and a hat that is thrown out the window.


Fall to the ground and what is more valuable to men is stepped on by passersby.


And a man who gets the hurt hat again.


Put it in the picture frame ......


Decorate it on the wall.


If this work cost $ 1 million (about 113 million yen), it is not art! So, the male hat is auction siteEBayIt was sent to.


Furthermore, I do not know about the truth or false, but the successful bid amount on eBay is "11,351,239,686 yen" in Japanese yen.

Artist's Beanie | eBay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/111913567870


Pollock 's 1963 work "A Bit of a Goob" appearing in the movie is not a real work name, of course, correctly "Convergence", a work of 1952. As you can see from this, the name of the work and the announcement year appearing in the movie are settlements, and it seems that "This movie channel itself is contemporary art ... ..." including it in YouTube's comment section.