Application "Spreadsheets" to record the feeling of sexual life by recording the pant voice at bedtime and the sway of the bed

To self-name "the number one sex app in the world"Spreadsheets"You can record the state of sexual life, and you can check the time and frequency of each application later. As data accumulates, you can judge at a glance whether the most recent sex life was fulfilled from the average or maximum record, so it may be quite helpful for some people.

Spreadsheets - # 1 Sex App
http://spreadsheetsapp.com/

Spreadsheets - Sex Life Improvement on the App Store on iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/spreadsheets-data.-in-bed./id673680985?mt=8

First install the application. Because it is for iOS, search "Spreadsheets" on the App Store and search for it, tap "Get" to proceed with the installation.


After the installation is completed, I started it at once.


Various settings are awaited at the first start. Since notification is not particularly necessary, tap "Do not approve" and tap "next".


Enter male or female and tap "next". It is information for feedback to the last.


Select what kind of mattress you use, "Spring" "Air Mattress" "Foam Mattress" "Water Bed", choose from "4" and tap "next". People who are supposed to have a bed life as a premise and who use only futons will not know which one to choose, but since they do not play much, "nearly resilient mattress" seems to be near.


Select "Love Life" type from "Sophisticated" "Cosmopolitan (Worldism)" "Flirty" and "Randy" and tap "next". By the way, "Cosmopolitan" is a drama "Sex and the CityIt is famous as the name of a cocktail the main characters drink with.


Then iPhone calibration. Place it near the pillow and tap "next" as shown.


The last is a microphone test. As one of the functions, microphone plays an important role, tap "OK" and tap "exit".


This completes the setting. Then you are told that "Shall I get the bed linens ready? (Are you ready for bed?"), Tap "Cancel" for the moment.


The basic screen looks something like this, tap "Statistics" at the bottom of the screen and tap "PERFORMANCE" at the top, you will see "Performance" statistics of sex life so far. Although I have not used it now, nothing is recorded, but the data on how many times it moved per minute is summarized and the numbers of "latest" "average" "highest record" "goal" It shows.


In "STAMINA", it is recorded how much time it took at one time.


"PLEASURE" is recorded in decibels in how much sound and voice is being output.


"Archivement" and "Calendar" are pay features that you can use when you pay $ 1.99 (about 246 yen).


The contents of "Settings" look like this. If you want to delete data, you can tap "clear all data sets", if you want to change the first user setting, tap "change user info".


Once we have checked the functions, we will try out how it actually works. Tap the icon in the center of the main screen.


Tap "Yes" to start recording data.


I took an iPhone for about 20 seconds and tried to call out. When you have the finish, tap the button at the bottom.


A confirmation message appears, so tap "Yes". If you accidentally stop it, tap "No" to resume recording.


The data of the current movement was displayed. It seems that the time was 28 seconds, the movement was 27 times per minute, the sound was up to 78 dB.


Over time, you can see what kind of sex life you sent by weekly / monthly like this. By the way, the average number of happy couples seems to be once or twice a week.


And the average time of Spreadsheets users is "2:41". ...... It seems that it will not be less than 3 hours on average, so it seems to be "2 minutes 41 seconds".


Movement data, maximum record 109 times per minute.


"Archivement" seems to get points if you clear the target number of the day.


By using the application well, you may be able to lead to a better sex life. However, it is not something to show to others, it is nothing ... to record motion and sound.