"Sashimi is raw, but ..." "Let's coaltue ..." and other incomprehensible words emanate "manager director bot"

"The other day, I will spit the boss's retirement age retirement at a frequency of once every 30 minutes.The emotions of spirit and spirit such as slander, slander, discrimination consciousness, bullying, religion and soul's word are sure to hit everyone's heart I think that ","Everything You've Ever Dreamed"Mr. Fumiko Humio has released a bot that continues to vomit the director's word that he has recorded in dozens of university notes for 10 years. "It would be nice if you could help us survive the era of confusion.When are you going to follow up now?", But this director, quite a hindrance.

Director (bucho_ha_oreda) is using Twitter
https://twitter.com/bucho_ha_oreda

【Press Release】 About the development of "I summarized my boss's words" - Everything You've Ever Dreamed
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/Delete_All/20130412#1365727444


Director's remarks are all great. Even if it is said to be awesome, it is not a direction that "It seems to be useful for future life" but it is stunned. For example, here are a few of them.

"If you can not sell, please put a sample, please do not know later, face it, claim it later, say back free say no complaints!"

- Department manager (@ bucho_ha_oreda)12th April 2013

"I am a rare man who can sell beer higher than tap water."

- Department manager (@ bucho_ha_oreda)12th April 2013

"I just believe in myself ... neither the times nor the others can move me ... If you compare me to a bird, it is a wind chicken"

- Department manager (@ bucho_ha_oreda)12th April 2013

"When I came to golf with a company car I rubbed it in the parking lot, what should I do ... I am thinking I am kind ... I suppose you are driving, is not it?"

- Department manager (@ bucho_ha_oreda)12th April 2013

"What are you saying this guyIt is only the contents that this director is a person who has worked in the company as a boss of Mr. Fumiko until February 1, 2013, and when you look at the blog, the battle of many directors is written .

For example, like this.

The boss said selling gelero - Everything You've Ever Dreamed

For those who have facilities I can not move freely My family meal, there is only our meal, if there are people who will look forward to it I want to answer as much as possible, this feeling I grew up inside me and I've been with the staff to make products that have a good taste and texture that looks good, comparable to the eating lunch, it's been 7 years since we started it up together The fact that the director still calls Gero is too sad. There may not be a qualification for our company to do in that field. Then I will sell it to the place I have the right qualification in my hand.

"Okay ... I have a clue to the seller ... ... But can you correct the guerrillas? Because we do not sell gero

"Gero is a guerro, or have you made up something that does not look like a guer ... Ah?"

Why did the director not kill the earth - Everything You've Ever Dreamed

Yesterday, business negotiations prolonged, I was supposed to eat with the client who is absolutely impossible to fight with the manager of us and my three people. "Is there something you want to eat? Anything sweet or tasteless is OK anything! HAHAHA!" The director's talk to explode. Because the client said "Because it came to Shonan as much as possible, even the happiness of the sea ..." I searched the city for the word "sea" "fish" "sashimi" "squid" "octopus". "Oh I see ..." The director, as well as the squid, made head banking as if he had the opponent's intention, "There is a nice hamburger shop that I'd like to take.The meat there is black different from the others, ellipse Then, saying "How cheeses are entering ..." to stop it once, stop reacting and ignore the absence of reaction, I said crazyly. "What a shop?" "... the gast ...". I feel dizzy. The. No.

President of boss's threat Some laws that confuse people - Everything You've Ever Dreamed

"Let's hurry and talk about it.We will be a partner.This time we propose that this time it will be a bit lower quality than the company A but a slightly cheaper service, [Nomanee, no quality] Well, why not make the past and the future with us, although the quality is poor but somewhat cheap? "

This is a keyword to describe the item by itself ... It does not seem to tell me anything .... The venue was painful, as earful as my ears hurt.

"【Non-money, no quality】". The director repeated to push her mind. No was increasing one more.

According to Mr. Fumiko, the reason why the director bot was released is "Why do you do that?" Frequently asked, but everything is from "a strong feeling that I want you to taste the spiritual damage that I received ..." It seems that it is "It seems exactly what you want as long as you feel uncomfortable ... ....