When I purchased adult goods I found a note earlier on my mother

In the mail order "Lexie UR 3 Pocket Pussy"Adult goodsWhen I purchased it, it seems that I gave up once as my baggage did not arrive anyhow for some reason. But the next morning, it seems that the luggage waiting before the door of the bedroom was placed with the note of the mother ....

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Nick is not interested in adult goods etc. normally at all, but when he is watching the net one day he suddenly encountered "Lexie UR 3 Pocket Pussy" and he said he purchased it. I was watching the mailbox on the day so that my parents did not stay at home well, but I did not receive the items of the order, it was supposed to have already been delivered when tracking products online. I went to the post office to ask, but the content that the adult goods did not arrive was written to the reception woman, and the product was not found on the spot. A few hours later, although a phone call came from the post office, the deliverer definitely put the adult goods in the mailbox, it was sure that someone had stolen.

About a week later he totally forgot what he ordered and got to have a relationship with a girl friend who is going to high school together so that adult goods are not needed at all. However, one morning, a strange box with memos pasted in front of the door of the bedroom was placed.

The contents stuck out a little from the side of the box, and the memo pasted was from my mother "written to Nick, it was in a mailbox, it is vulgar."



In order to cheat this, Nick seems to have bought it for a friend's birthday by gag, but he seems to have been laughed at his nose.