Manual that Wii should not be used like this

It is Nintendo's next-generation machine "Wii", but it was not a core game user so far, it is rather light and light, because it was made for a layer that is rather free from games, so its manual is also much more home electronics , And a note that "This is not to be done" precaution is explained with a fun illustration.

The illustration was so funny that it became a topic, and finally some people draw illustrations that Wii's manual style "You can not use Wii like this".

The contents of the illustration are "Wii does not become a toast", "Can not escape from the plane with the Wii" "Do not attack the Wii" "Please do not fight the mysterious ninja corps with Wii" etc. Iconfactory was responsible for icon design of Windows XP.

Details are as follows.
First of all this is the Wii manual. It's fairly interesting.

The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual - Kotaku

It seems to me that it is "Well it will be like this" for Japanese people, but it seems that it was very unusual for overseas people. And this is a parody version Wii safety manual. There are 2 kinds, properly for 16: 9 screen and 4: 3 screen.

Iconfactory: Freeware: Wii Safety Manual (Teal)

So, Flickr has the full version of this manual. It is too fun.

Wii Safety: The Missing Pages - a photoset on Flickr

· Wii does not become a toast

· You can not escape from the plane with Wii

· Do not attack the Wii

· Do not carry around with the Wii in your belly

· Please do not fight the mysterious ninja corps with Wii

· Please do not cut your finger with Wii

· Please do not drink Wii

· Wii can not drive a car

· Please do not substitute Wii for soldiers

· Do not feed or sprinkle water after 12 o'clock ......(The original story is "Do not get wet with water" of Gremlin, "Do not hit the sunshine" "Do not give food after midnight")

· Bonus
More dangerous usage