Location confirmation call to the bar Respond to call

It is troublesome for a phone to come when you are excited with friends at a bar or when you are matching with a person in a relationship you want to keep secret. Even if you turn off the mobile phone, you will be forced to respond if you call the location confirmation phone at the store itself. There seems to be a shop that sells menu for telephone response by store clerks as a service to avoid such troubles.

Details are as below.
Just put it on my tab ....

Menu listed in Atlanta's "Schillings" shop. The price has changed according to the method of response.


NOT HERE (not there) - 50 cents (about 46 yen)
JUST LEFT (I just came out) - 75 cents (about 69 yen)
ON HIS WAY (I am headed right now) - 1 dollar (about 92 yen)
WHO? (Who are you talking about?) - $ 2 (about 185 yen)

I do not understand the standard of price well, but it is an interesting fee table whether it is a joke or a serious one.